10. He knows the difference between Oak Lawn in Dallas, TX and Oaklawn in Arkansas and he's never been to the one in Arkansas.
9. He wears shirts emblazoned with "A FITCH" with attitude.
8. He has this "really close guy friend".
7. Don't EVER call him during Project Runway or Make Me A Supermodel!
6. He owns every CD/DVD that Barbra and Bette have ever made.
5. He knows which one is Siegfried and which one is Roy.
4. If it's not on Bravo, LOGO, HGTV or FoodTV, he has not seen it.
3. He doesn't buy Exxon gas or Domino's pizza and hasn't been to a Cinemark theater since Prop * passed.
2. Hair product.
1. He knew about Adam Lambert long before ET, 20/20 and Rolling Stone.
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